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A decade ago, The Washington Post revealed its ignorance about where babies come from. On Wednesday, the publication showed its writers still don’t understand what every 10-year-old learns in a special talk with mom or dad. (I’d heard the…

No one wants to write out S-E-X anymore. In response to online content moderation policies that disincentivize certain words, a growing number of social media users — mostly young people on TikTok — are choosing to use the replacement terms…

In late January, the Idaho House of Representatives passed a memorandum calling on the U.S. Supreme Court to “reverse” its 2015 gay marriage decision, Obergefell v. Hodges, “and restore the natural definition of marriage, a union of one man…

Sexually transmitted infections, also known as STIs or STDs, affect millions of Americans every year. The Onion debunks the many misconceptions people have about STIs. MYTH: STI tests are inconvenient. FACT: The clinic will mail your penis…

For any self-identified transgender people with hopes of serving in our military, there’s good news! You still can! Just maybe don’t show up to the recruiter announcing that you have a penis and expect to be sleeping in the women’s…

Achieving erotic vision on the silver screen is not an easy task for a film director. It can quickly fall into an abyss of total embarrassment or pornography. A new film, “Babygirl” (2024), doesn’t fall completely into either abyss, but it…

In the now famous Bostock case in 2020, Justice Neil Gorsuch set off a new wave in the culture war by imparting a constitutional wind in the sails of transgenderism. In the companion case of Harris Funeral Homes, it came down to these hard…

HALIFAX – To the delight of its longstanding customers, Jimmy’s Seafood and Steak Shack has recently installed a 200 galleon tank full of live lobsters so customers can have their pick of which one they want to fuck. “Jimmy’s has long had…

TORONTO – As shopping malls and grocery stores switch to Christmas music and eager neighbours begin putting up decorations, local accountant Thomas Muncy has told reporters that he’s ejaculating even earlier than usual this year. …

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