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HALIFAX – To the delight of its longstanding customers, Jimmy’s Seafood and Steak Shack has recently installed a 200 galleon tank full of live lobsters so customers can have their pick of which one they want to fuck. “Jimmy’s has long had…

TORONTO – As shopping malls and grocery stores switch to Christmas music and eager neighbours begin putting up decorations, local accountant Thomas Muncy has told reporters that he’s ejaculating even earlier than usual this year. …

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“Marriage is an inherently negligent activity. It’s like owning a lion. The likelihood of someone getting hurt is very, very high.” Those are some cynical words of wisdom from James Sexton, a divorce attorney who appears on an episode of…

Abortion is the only reason Harris has given women to vote for her — and it’s not enough. Donald Trump, on the other hand, has given women many reasons to vote for him. This week, while Kamala Harris was offering pithy and empty condolences…

Amid the aftermath of the catastrophic Hurricane Helene, Americans have been reminded that the federal government’s prioritization of some citizens over others extends even to disaster relief, given recent revelations of FEMA’s emergency…

“Never Trump. This time Harris. Always Jesus.” These were the words not of Taylor Swift or Pete Buttigieg but of Ray Ortlund, a card-carrying member of “Big Eva,” in a recent Threads post. In his opinion, following Jesus means rejecting…

This week, federal agents in New York arrested rapper and music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs on charges of, among other things, alleged arson, bribery, kidnapping, forced labor, and sex trafficking. The federal indictment comes after Combs has…

By now the story of how New York Magazine’s star political reporter Olivia Nuzzi was caught up in a weird, mostly one-sided sexual obsession with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has saturated X feeds and gossip rags. Allegedly, Nuzzi bombarded RFK…

Kamala Harris touted herself as a champion for abortion in Tuesday’s debate, framing this life-and-death issue as a basic freedom. She told viewers she would “be a president that will protect our fundamental rights and freedoms, including…