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Toronto, ON – Despite years of being widely used as sexual slang, and against the advice of nearly all his peers, sports journalist Reed Mackie continues to use the term “edging” in his articles and headlines. Edging, the act of delaying an…

Five years ago, Michelle Williams made headlines when she proudly revealed that her professional success was thanks to her ability to abort her children. Now, she’s back in the headlines letting everyone know she still has no idea what true…

Even after various states have passed legislation to protect women’s sports and President Donald Trump signed an executive order to enforce federal protections, girls are still being forced to compete against boys. Kim Jones hears “floods”…

Early this week, New York Times opinion columnist Masha Gessen penned a piece purportedly exposing “The Hidden Motive Behind Trump’s Attacks on Trans People.” Unsurprisingly, the Trump policies Gessen sees as proof of an insidious Trumpian…

SAN FRANCISCO—Warning that every flaccid member across the globe now represented a ticking time bomb in his hands, cackling Hims CEO Joseph Ludlum released a statement Friday in which he threatened to pull a switch that would activate all…

Having apparently solved all the other problems in Illinois, state lawmakers are considering legalizing prostitution. Using the job title “sex worker,” they rationalize this terrible idea with a number of dumb reasons, chiefly the claim…

A decade ago, The Washington Post revealed its ignorance about where babies come from. On Wednesday, the publication showed its writers still don’t understand what every 10-year-old learns in a special talk with mom or dad. (I’d heard the…

No one wants to write out S-E-X anymore. In response to online content moderation policies that disincentivize certain words, a growing number of social media users — mostly young people on TikTok — are choosing to use the replacement terms…

In late January, the Idaho House of Representatives passed a memorandum calling on the U.S. Supreme Court to “reverse” its 2015 gay marriage decision, Obergefell v. Hodges, “and restore the natural definition of marriage, a union of one man…

Sexually transmitted infections, also known as STIs or STDs, affect millions of Americans every year. The Onion debunks the many misconceptions people have about STIs. MYTH: STI tests are inconvenient. FACT: The clinic will mail your penis…