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Florida State Genitals, King Charles’ Prostate, And More: This Week In Breaking News January 20,…

admin Jan 20, 2024

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Republicans React To Trump’s ‘Poisoning The Blood’ Comments

admin Jan 19, 2024

Former President Trump recently said immigrants were “poisoning the blood” of America, words that closely mirror the language Adolph Hitler used during his campaign to exterminate the Jews. The Onion asked Republicans how they felt about…

Italian Immigrants Shopping In U.S. Grocery Stores Announce These Tomatoes No Good

admin Jan 18, 2024

NEW YORK—Having scoffed in astonishment as they picked up the produce and examined it, Italian immigrants shopping in U.S. grocery stores issued a statement Thursday claiming these tomatoes, they no good. “A tomato supposed to be red—what…

Study Finds Children Of Divorce Better Prepared For Life’s Relentless Misery

admin Jan 16, 2024

GAINESVILLE, FL—Noting how advanced their depression was from an early age, a study published Tuesday by researchers at the University of Florida found that children of divorce are better prepared for life’s relentless misery. “Our findings…

This Week In Local January 13, 2024

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This Week In Breaking News January 13, 2024

admin Jan 13, 2024

Sex Questions, Passive Income, And More: This Week In Local News January 13, 2024

admin Jan 13, 2024

Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert And Ex-Husband Allegedly Involved In Physical Altercation At Restaurant

admin Jan 10, 2024

Police responded to a call in which the ex-husband of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), Jayson Boebert, claimed to be a victim of domestic violence, alleging that he was punched in the face at the restaurant where the two met. Rep. Boebert denies…

The Onion 5

admin Jan 8, 2024

Though they belong to the most popular religion in the world, Christians remain mercilessly persecuted by a depraved subset of maniacs who do not believe in God. The Onion asked Christians why atheists are bullies, and this is what they…

A 21-Gun Salute To Mass Shootings: ‘The Onion’ Looks Back At Wayne LaPierre’s Time At The NRA

admin Jan 8, 2024

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