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The Onion’s 2023 Summer Movie Preview

More economically anxious and lonelier than ever, Americans are increasingly returning to movie theaters in hopes of catching the ending before the mass shooting starts. The Onion highlights the most-anticipated films of summer…

Things To Never Say To A Strip Club Performer

To help you avoid coming off like a desperate or insensitive fucking creep, The Onion provides this handy guide to the things you should never say to a strip club performer.Advertisement“Can you turn down the music while I call my…

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