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Roe v. Wade has been overturned and we are now all living in the literal Handmaid's Tale. Already, thousands of harrowing photographs have emerged from the abortion-free hellscape. It's worse than we thought. We were warned, and we didn't…

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Brought to you by: While exiled on the island of Patmos, the apostle John experienced a grand vision that would not be fully understood until Left Behind: A Novel of the Earth's Last Days was published in 1995. But before John describes…

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Brought to you by: Pride Month begins on June 1 and lasts until either homophobia is destroyed or the first day of July—whichever comes first.Here are some great ways to celebrate:1) Repent - The best thing you can do during Pride…