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Brought to you by WORLD—Publishers of Bibles around the world are scrambling to put warning stickers on all printed copies of Scripture. This comes after several people complained that the text includes major spoilers for a hit TV…

Brought to you by: As every good Christian knows, the best way to study the Bible is to scroll through Instagram and read out-of-context verses that uplift and inspire you! The Babylon Bee hired its scholars to scour the Bible for the most…

Brought to you by: With Christmas just around the corner, you're probably looking for unique gifts that tell your children how much joy they bring to your life as well as the importance of limited government. Worry not,…

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Brought to you by: Toxic masculinity, like a viral disease, is everywhere. If you’re a man, shame on you. Do better. But it’s not enough to just point out toxic masculinity’s ubiquitous spread in our decaying society. We at the Babylon…

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