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Brought to you by: Journalist Brian Williams is retiring after serving the human race as one of the greatest journalists to walk the earth. In honor of this brave hero, let us take a look back at the top 10 moments of his career.1) When he…

Now That He's Sold The Pfizer Vaccine, Here Are 10 More Upcoming Product Endorsements From Big Bird Brought to you by: The beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird is finally doing what he was born to do: sell pharmaceutical products…

Brought to you by: Thousands of years ago, God gave mankind his 10 Commandments which became the basis for law and Western Civilization. Unfortunately, it's been a long time since they were updated to be more suitable for modern audiences!…

Brought to you by: Antifa is a deadly gang of fascists that roams the streets day and night, looking for innocent MAGA people to beat up. You should always be on your guard against these formidable assassins so they don't catch you off…

Brought to you by: Despite the Cherokee Nation officially endorsing the “Tomahawk Chop” of the Atlanta Braves, white intellectuals have ruled it offensive, and rightfully so. We at The Babylon Bee are calling for the end of the gesture…

Brought to you by: Do you think parents should have a say in their kids' education? You're wrong! Here are 7 reasons parents need to just stay away and let the professionals raise their kids. 1) Parents don't know anything about…

Brought to you by: Talks of hyperinflation have been on the rise lately, and some of you may be wondering whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing. Well, you’re in luck because the trained economists of the Babylon Bee put together this…

Brought to you by: So, you've been canceled. Sad! Seriously though—it serves you right for saying "Ew, that song is gay" on AOL Instant Messenger when you were in high school. Shame on you! Now, the mob is out to destroy your life with…

Brought to you by: It's happened to all of us: you're looking for a quality movie to relax to after a long day at work. After a few minutes, you suddenly realize you're not watching a Hollywood production, but a Christian movie. Oh no!…

Brought to you by: Reading the news can be a stressful thing. Every time you think you've seen the worst thing you'll ever see, you scroll down a few more inches and, bam! Something even worse! You may need to unwind a bit after…