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From the Atlantic to the Pacific, a lot of people all across the country don't understand Babylon Bee jokes. That's because we conservative Christians are bad at humor. We're nowhere near as funny as leftist humorists like Samantha Bee and…

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'Working In Fast Food Would Be Humiliating,’ Says Man Living On Government Handouts In Parents' Basement Brought to you by: MONROE, MI—Local man Chib Whimbly is casually looking for a job that will take him despite him having no useful…

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