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How To Pay Off Your Crushing Student Debts Once You’ve Already Sold Your Non-Vital Organs Brought to you by: Hey there, college grad! Are you still struggling to "adult" and pay off all your student debt? Have you already sold all the…

10 Reasons The California Recall Will Be The Most Perfect And Fair Election Of All Time Brought to you by: Already, there are Republican operatives trying to undermine the sanctity of our holy democracy by suggesting that the Democrats may…

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Brought to you by: President Biden is drunk with power after announcing a vaccine mandate and our sources reveal he's already working on more! Are you ready? Here is a list of mandates Biden reportedly has planned for this…

Brought to you by: Noah was a pretty cool dude, saving humanity because he trusted in God and all that. But he did make a few errors in that there are some animals he definitely should have yeeted overboard. Here are the top ten animals…

Brought to you by: How does one recognize a faithful follower of the One True President Trump? They may have been scattered, but they are not defeated. Trump has preserved for himself a faithful remnant, and they will someday return…

Brought to you by: Lots of people hate children and want them to suffer. The popular way to do that now is to make kids wear masks all the time despite the minimal risk from COVID-19 to children. But here are some other things to try…

Brought to you by: Andrew Cuomo has had a rough couple of weeks. As he exits his role as the most desirable bachelor governor of all time, sources say he is excited to look at some new career prospects. According to sources close to Cuomo,…