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Brought to you by: The day you have dreaded is finally here! It's time to send your progressive kids into that COVID-infected world of white supremacy known as public school. Will a bully misgender them? Will…

Brought to you by: Biden's poll numbers are dropping, and the White House is scrambling for ways to get his approval rating up. The Babylon Bee's top-secret anonymous source inside the White House, codenamed Ben Pjaki, has just leaked…

Brought to you by: You may have heard that kids from kindergarten all the way through college will be required to wear masks when they go back to school this fall. You may also have a problem with this because you aren't wise in the…

Brought to you by: So, you still have guns in your house, huh?First of all, shame on you. Second of all, we realize you may be slightly hesitant about just turning them all over to the government, so we put together a list of reasons (out…

Brought to you by: Hey you! Yeah you, pastor! Is your church boring? Is your congregation leaving in droves to go to the cool church down the street that has hot worship leaders and laser lights? You gotta fix that. Here's…

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Brought to you by: BEACONSFIELD, ENGLAND—According to sources, there's a fence standing in the middle of a local field, with no apparent reason for being there. Local progressives are suggesting it be torn down immediately."I don't…

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Brought to you by: Everyone knows the 2020 election was literally the most secure and fair presidential election—like, ever. But we know there are still a few skeptics out there. Here at the Bee, our number one mission is to prevent the…