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Brought to you by:   U.S.—In a rare moment of interdenominational unity, the nation's churches announced a plan to continue ignoring mental health issues among congregants. Despite increased awareness of mental health issues in the nation…

Brought to you by:   Christmas shopping—it’s your favorite thing in the world, right? We didn’t think so. Thankfully, this year you don’t have to do anything because your friends at The Babylon Bee have thoughtfully done all your shopping…

Brought to you by:   U.S.—In a move to lower educational standards even further, the College Board announced Wednesday the organization would be eliminating the scoring system from the SAT exams and replacing any kind of objective scoring…

Brought to you by: SAN LEANDRO, CA—Local atheist man Michael Anderson purchased a Powerball ticket Monday evening, claiming "you just never know" if you might overcome the 1 in 300,000,000 odds to win the jackpot, though he's unwilling…

Brought to you by: WARNER ROBINS, GA—After a parishioner asked him a difficult theology question regarding the two wills of God after service Sunday, local pastor Brett Merced politely excused himself for a moment, walked a few steps…

Bible Study Leader Just Taking Wild Stab At Meaning Of Symbols In Book Of Revelation Brought to you by   BELLEFONTAINE, OH—According to reports from Redeemer Church, teacher Lance Trenton was clearly "just taking a wild stab" at the…

Brought to you by:   While church services are great, small groups are where real, authentic connection takes place. Also, there's food and a decent chance of someone asking if anyone wants to play some Smash Bros. after the Bible study…

Brought to you by  LANSING, MI—Local atheist man Frank Hunter made a public vow nearly a month ago: he would live without any benefit or assistance from scientific advancements made by people who believed in God, specifically by…

Brought to you by  CEDAR RAPIDS, IA—According to sources close to local believer Jen Waters, the Christian mother of four spends much of her day wistfully browsing through a popular Christian blogger’s Instagram account, expressing her…

Brought to you by  SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA—Finally! After many years of trying to reach the godless culture for Christ by immersing himself in it completely, local Christian man Winston Lawrence is now 100% indistinguishable from the world.…