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U.S. — In what turned out to be an incredibly lopsided match, buffering handily defeated Netflix last night by technical knockout."Netflix had a couple good moments, but it was no match for buffering," said ringside commentator Dan Miller.…

U.S. — In the aftermath of what was a bitter and contentious presidential election season, signs of national unity began to appear, as Democrats and Republicans across the country found common ground in rooting for Jake Paul to get punched…

With the Nov. 5 presidential election in the rearview mirror, Americans now turn to the next biggest matchup on their 2024 calendar. On Friday, boxing legend Mike Tyson will square off against Youtuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul in what is…

Last week, the NFL fined San Francisco 49ers star defensive end Nick Bosa $11,255 for displaying a “Make America Great Again” hat when he crashed the postgame, on-field interview of teammate Brock Purdy after their Oct. 27 victory…

Did you hear about the great national event last week that was rigged? No, I don’t mean the presidential election. I mean the NASCAR championship. OK, that characterization might exaggerate things slightly. But several controversies in the…

In the National Football League’s Sunday night finale, Detroit Lions kicker Jake Bates used his platform to glorify God after nailing the game-winning field goal during the team’s matchup against the Houston Texans. “I think it just shows…

NEW YORK, NY — The 2024 Major League Baseball season ended in historic fashion, as the New York Yankees successfully defeated the New York Yankees in the World Series.Despite their best efforts, the Yankees were unable to overcome the…

KANSAS CITY, KS — Referees at a recent Chiefs game were reportedly less than thrilled to find that an NFL football game kept interrupting their penalty calls.According to several refs at the game, the teams of players lining up and trying…

NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan was reportedly unsure which of his favorite baseball teams he should root for to win the 2024 World Series: the Los Angeles Dodgers or the New York Yankees."I love both teams so much!" he said while thinking…

LOS ANGELES, CA — History was made on the basketball court last night when fans witnessed a once-in-a-lifetime moment as LeBron James and his son Bronny executed the NBA's first perfectly synchronized father-son flop.The younger James…