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Start SlideshowIn honor of the obscure NFL team that made it to the Super Bowl, take The Onion’s quiz to test your knowledge of the San Francisco 49ers.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideQ: Where does their name originate?Q: Where does…

PHILADELPHIA—While recovering from injuries suffered in a sideline incident last Sunday, New Orleans head coach Sean Payton received a phone call from Andy Reid in which the Eagles coach expressed his wishes for Payton to heal quickly from…

Travis Kelce, white football player and beau of little-known pop musician Taylor Swift, sports the hottest hairstyle for men right now. So sayeth a writer at The New York Times, dubbing it the “Travis Kelce Hairdo.” The lighthearted piece…

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Sports governing bodies keep trying to have a female category without committing to the objective, sex-based definition of a female. Each successive attempt to delineate a female category without defining female athletes shows the way for…

A male golfer is one step closer to fulfilling his dream of joining the prestigious Ladies Professional Golf Association (LPGA) after winning first place in a mini-qualifying women’s tournament in Florida. James Scott Davidson, a man…

ORLANDO, FL — After managing to hide his true gender while winning a women's golf tournament, local man Hailey Davidson was outed as a man after flawlessly parallel parking his golf cart as he was leaving the course."That's no woman! It's a…

NEW YORK, NY — After sending a company-wide email to notify all of its staff that they were being laid off, a top executive at iconic publication Sports Illustrated contemplated how things turned out so wrong as he stood in front of framed…

Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, will be hospitalized for two weeks following an abdominal surgery for an undisclosed medical condition and will not return to her royal duties till after Easter. What do you think?“Hopefully the…

ARLINGTON, TX—Easing back into shape after a long offseason, frail, emaciated Major League Baseball players confirmed Wednesday that they were still a few weeks away from regaining the strength necessary to lift a single baseball. “It’s…