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LOS ANGELES—In the aftermath of a stunning trade that saw the point guard move from the Texas city to Los Angeles, a homesick Luka Doncic was reportedly spotted Wednesday gazing longingly at a photo of a barren Dallas office park. “Oh, to…

On Monday, 45 Senate Democrats effectively killed federal legislation aimed at preventing trans-identifying males from unfairly competing against female athletes. The party-line vote was 51-45, with Sens. Shelley Moore Capito, R-W.Va.,…

Trump announced his intention to pardon the late Pete Rose, a ball player who was disqualified from the Baseball Hall of Fame for betting on the game. But this is only the beginning.Here's a list of other athletes he's looking to…

DALLAS, TX — The age-old tradition of people spending their free time engaging in activities that are far less relaxing than their work and responsibilities was carried on this week, as a man with a very stressful life decided to unwind by…

For once, a sports league appears to be putting its fan base over its bottom line. Imagine that. When the IndyCar season begins this Sunday with the year’s first race in Saint Petersburg, Florida, it will do so with a new broadcast partner.…

EDMONTON – Local woman Melissa Orlon has reported that she is “over the moon” and “soooo blown away” by the depth of familiarity, passion and expertise her date of last night had for the online betting platform DraftKings. “At first, I…

Are you a little sad that Canada won that hockey game the other night? Well, cheer up, friend: here are 21 things that America is way better at than our little brother up north:Being warm: They are so bad at this.Not electing women: Our…

BOSTON – After explicitly praising Donald Trump’s support of their team and even hoping they can “win for him” U.S. hockey players discovered what Ted Cruz and numerous other politicians discovered years ago: aligning yourself with Trump…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-awaited move that signaled a turning point in the war against evil and lawlessness, the U.S. State Department announced that it had officially classified the Los Angeles Dodgers as a terrorist organization.The…

LITTLE ROCK, AR — Local man Dennis Walters finally realized that the reason people play hockey is because it allows them to legally punch a Canadian directly in the face.Puzzled for years as to why people would skate around in freezing…