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MONTREAL — Hockey fans of the soon-to-be 51st state of America booed when their future National Anthem was played last night.In a seemingly prophetic outcome, the loser nation currently known as "Canada" then got absolutely smoked by their…

PHILADELPHIA—Looking dead-eyed into the distance as it slowly dawned on him what he had done, a visibly distraught Jalen Carter reportedly fled the Eagles Super Bowl celebration Friday after commandeering a parade float. “Oh, goddamn it,…

OTTAWA – Television viewers across the country have been wowed by a 30 second curling commercial that contains nearly 2.5 seconds of intense curling action. “I always thought curling was just an excuse to get plastered,” said 43-year-old…

FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York Jets announced that the team had officially decided to keep losing all their games but without quarterback Aaron Rodgers.The Jets struggled to win…

MONTREAL – As Team Canada gets set to play its first game in the inaugural 4 Nations Face-Off, fans across the country are ready to either celebrate a generation-defining victory or dismiss a totally meaningless defeat in a Mickey Mouse…

In New Orleans on Sunday, the Kansas City Chiefs made history — just not the kind of history they had in mind. The Philadelphia Eagles spectacularly thwarted the Chiefs’ attempt to become the first team to win three straight Super Bowls.…

NEW ORLEANS, LA — The Philadelphia Eagles were flagged for roughing the passer before the Super Bowl even got underway, receiving a 15-yard penalty for shaking Patrick Mahomes' hand too hard after the coin toss.The flag came out when the…

NEW ORLEANS, LA – The NFL has announced that the prominent end zone messages of “No More Racism” will be updated for Super Bowl LIX between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday by simply removing the word ‘No’. NFL…

The National Collegiate Athletic Association announced an about-face on its 2022 “participation policy” for transgender-identifying athletes this week: No longer are men allowed to self-identify their way into women’s sports. “The new…

Apparently, Howie Roseman and Nick Sirianni read The Federalist. OK, perhaps that statement is a slight exaggeration. But before the 2023 NFL season, I wrote in these pages how creative coaches willing to experiment with innovative offenses…