Sports

U.S. — In a blow to America's favorite pastime, Vivek Ramaswamy has officially announced that the Department Of Government Efficiency will be replacing baseball with cricket.All baseball bats in America will be confiscated and replaced with…

U.S. — Horrified kids across the United States were reportedly left severely disappointed yesterday, as they discovered that Santa Claus had updated his longtime policy and, in lieu of coal, had given naughty children tickets to Chicago…

Hamilton County, situated just north of Indianapolis, has been home to a sports megaplex for the past decade that fundamentally changed not only a tiny rural town but also a cultural mindset in the region. Our family was living in the area…

WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark was named TIME Magazine’s Athlete of the Year last week. In her interview with TIME, she addressed some of the issues that followed her breakout year. “I want to say I’ve earned every single thing, but as a…

Like any good American, I prefer to spend my fall and winter weekends watching the best sport of all time. Thanks to streaming fragmentation, however, tuning into even a few of the biggest and best football games has become a ridiculous,…

Women’s basketball star Caitlin Clark has been making headlines this week and for all the wrong reasons. On Tuesday, Time magazine revealed it had named the Indiana Fever guard as its 2024 “Athlete of the Year” for her breakout rookie…

TORONTO – As they continue to win games despite being completely unable to score goals, the Toronto Maple Leafs players and coaches expressed confidence that their success will continue as long as their two goalies continue to be the best…

While Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson compared sex mutilation surgeries for minors to racial segregation and Justice Sonia Sotomayor mused about girls who “don’t want … breasts” last week, some women’s sports advocates applauded the Ladies…

NEW YORK, NY — The sweepstakes to land free agent Juan Soto came to a surprising end, as the star outfielder decided to retire from professional baseball and play for the New York Mets instead.Soto explained his decision to the press,…

CINCINNATI—Lamenting that none of the team’s starters went all out on every play like the undrafted rookie, local dad Hugh Goodwin told reporters Wednesday that he wished the whole Bengals roster played with the intensity and passion of the…