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I Want To See The Fate Of The Country Decided On The Golf Green
One of the most notable moments from the first 2024 presidential debate last month was when President Joe Biden challenged former President Donald Trump to a “driving contest” as long as “you can carry your own bag.” “He challenged me to a…
Canada looks to break humiliating 106-year South American soccer championship drought
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. – The Canadian men’s national soccer team plays Argentina in the Copa America semi-final tonight, as Canada looks to end its pathetic century-long title drought in South America’s soccer championship.
While…
Wimbledon Trying To Excite Us, But The Ball Still Just Goes Back And Forth All Day
LONDON—As the prestigious tennis event entered the quarterfinals, unenthused sources confirmed Tuesday that although Wimbledon continued to try to excite us, the ball still just went back and forth all day. “We really wish we could get…
5 tips for acting like you know what you’re talking about while watching Canada-Argentina
It’s the biggest men’s soccer match in Canadian history tonight, as Canada takes on World Champions Argentina in the semi-finals of the Copa America. And that means thousands, possibly millions, of Canadians who know nothing about our team,…
Wimbledon Enters Third Round Of Centuples Tournament
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Boston Celtics Up For Sale
Boston Basketball Partners LLC, the group that controls the majority of the shares in the Boston Celtics, announced the decision to sell all of its stake in the team, which is valued at $4.7 billion, by 2028. What do you think? “But Boston…
Caitlin Clark Brushes Off 23 Stab Wounds From Own Teammates
LAS VEGAS—Following another highly physical game for the rookie point guard, Indiana Fever player Caitlin Clark reportedly brushed off the 23 stab wounds she received from her own teammates on the court Tuesday. “The physicality doesn’t…
Report: going 2 years without getting paid millions to manage a hockey team sufficient punishment…
NEW YORK CITY – Yesterday the NHL reinstated former Blackhawks staff Joel Quenneville, Stan Bowman and Al MacIsaac, confirming that 2 years is the maximum someone who covered up one sexual abuse incident and abetted another should be forced…
Texas Rangers Still Won’t Join The MLB’s Rainbow Antics, And Corporate Media Can’t Stand It
The Texas Rangers are once again the target of leftist media attacks because of the team’s refusal to comply with the LGBT agenda that has infiltrated the MLB. The Texas team has for years chosen not to participate in the league’s “pride…
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