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WASHINGTON D.C. – Faced with a growing number of airplane crashes caused in part by aggressive cuts to FAA staffing, President Donald Trump has solved the problem by pivoting his focus towards causing a stock market crash instead. “I’m the…

The U.S. economy is slowing, and economic health is weaker than the Harris-Biden administration’s economic data has led investors to believe. Last week, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported that the U.S. added 818,000 fewer jobs…

After so much hype and trillions of dollars of investment, the AI bubble seems like it might finally be bursting. Much of the market crash that happened last Monday was concentrated among technology companies, all of which are deeply…

As the coronavirus pandemic continues to cause widespread disruptions, many have noticed that the country’s stock market and economic situation, which would ostensibly reflect each other, seem to reflect entirely different situations. The…

The 118th Congress traded more than $1 billion in 2023, with a third of trading members beating the fund that tracks S&P 500 growth — demonstrating once again that if you’re privy to the insider information that’s readily available to…

Both Republicans and Democrats at the national level have put us down a path of slow growth, massive deficits, and high inflation. With a new Republican majority in the U.S. House and the daunting debt ceiling fight over the bloated $31.4…

You may be familiar with the GameStop and AMC fiasco that happened in 2021 when Robinhood, a stock trading app, halted investors’ ability to buy or sell their stocks while those stocks were significantly rising in price. This was a clear…

VICTORIA, BC – During a midday flight through a lovely park, local crow Beaks McCaw spotted an exciting opportunity to add to her collection of shiny things upon witnessing an engaged couple in the midst of a massive argument. “Usually I…

Tulips displayed at the Dutch Ambassador’s residence during the Tulip Days celebration, an event celebrating the Dutch horticulture sector and its ties to the United States, in Washington, D.C., March 28, 2019. (Brendan McDermid/Reuters)…

The recent flurry of activity surrounding retail investors and the GameStop stock have shone a spotlight on stock trading apps like Robinhood, which have been the subject of both recent criticism and praise. The Onion explains how stock…