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NEW YORK—Describing the trend as a serious threat to the well-being of local dimwits, New York’s Metropolitan Transportation Authority reported a sharp uptick Thursday in the number of dopey riders who jump in front of trains because they…

HOUSTON—In an exclusive, limited-time offer available with any purchase at its stores, Men’s Wearhouse reportedly began offering free body alterations this week to tailor customers’ flesh to their clothing. “We’ll get you in and out in just…

NEW YORK—Enrapturing the nation with his well-pressed trousers and matching jacket, a man in an impeccably tailored suit, allegedly with a pocket square and everything, urged Americans to invest in the stock market, sources confirmed…

CAMBRIDGE, MA—In what experts are calling the clearest marker yet of fiscal well-being, the National Bureau of Economic Research released a new report Thursday that confirmed the top indicator of an individual’s financial stability was…