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As though scales fell from Mark Zuckerberg's eyes, the tech magnate unveiled a set of changes that will be made to Facebook's content restriction policies in the coming weeks.The Babylon Bee obtained an advanced list of 10 of the…

THE INTERNET – Just when you thought technology couldn’t get any awesomer, this latest generative video super computer can now make an entire video of a dog eating spaghetti in mere seconds, and all it takes is the same amount of power used…

U.S. — Tech companies are reportedly getting ready for a future in which all liberals will require their own individual social media platforms so they can avoid encountering wrong opinions."People keep disagreeing with me!" said Nina Vaul,…

SAN CARLOS, CA — Tesla has just released a long-awaited addition to its lineup of self-driving cars. According to several sources, the brand-new Tesla Model W is a self-crashing car designed especially for women.According to several…

AUSTIN, TX — Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, is finally ready to take America into the future with his new invention of glowing cylinders with handles on the top that you can push into a slot and lock into place."It's big, heavy,…

U.S. — A special edition of the Amazon Echo was announced today featuring a brand new "Kamalexa" A.I. voice. Based on current Vice President Kamala Harris, the smart device responds to your questions in long, incoherent sentences, and is…

X owner Elon Musk announced that his team is investigating Vice President Kamala Harris’ manipulation of social media to artificially inflate her online support. The billionaire entrepreneur announced the probe after The Federalist…

VANCOUVER, B.C. – His parents may have bought him Google’s newest flagship smartphone to take the sting out of their impending divorce, but 11-year-old Andy Liske is using the phone’s state-of-the-art generative AI camera software to ensure…

SEATTLE, WA — Amazon announced this week that it would be releasing a special edition version of its popular Alexa smart speaker exclusively for husbands called "Husband Alexa." The new device — also called "Alex" — will…

U.S. — Local Internet surfer Dean Chamberlain was confused Monday after his Google search for "Donate to Trump Campaign" presented results for "Donate to Kamala Harris.""Did you mean: Donate to Kamala Harris because she is great?" Google…