Tech

U.S.—An exciting, innovative new game for the HTC Vive, PlayStation VR, and Oculus Rift systems will trick your children into doing household chores for you. The game, developed by ImmersionVR Sims Ltd, will make your kids think they're…

KENNEWICK, WA—Fueled by his own passionate oratory on God's mercy in salvation, local preacher Buddy Benson punctuated the Sunday-morning message by dropping the microphone, but was immediately scolded by the sound technician, sources at…

U.S.—Now that Amazon has announced its two new headquarters will be in the New York City and Washington D.C. areas -- two places with high housing prices which are expected to rise even higher with the announcement -- Amazon is tackling the…

MENLO PARK, CA—In a move to better filter out unapproved positions and people, Facebook unveiled its new Bigot Recognition Technology (BRT) at a press event Tuesday. The new tech automatically detects people who are likely to be prejudiced,…

In 'Home Alone' Remake, Kid To Not Even Realize His Parents Are Gone As He Plays On His Smartphone For Two Weeks BURBANK, CA—In a new Home Alone remake announced Friday, the protagonist will be left at home by his parents in a rush to make…

AUSTIN, TX—Sources close to local kid Emmett Samson confirmed Wednesday that all of the boy's homework is really beginning to distract him from his Fortnite studies. "I'm falling behind, losing focus. I didn't even finish in the top 10 in…

SEATTLE, WA—Amazon has raised its minimum wage to $15 for all of the company's workers, who are now tasked full-time with building robots to replace them as soon as possible. Everyone in the company from the bottom up will be guaranteed the…

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—A SpaceX launch ended in tragedy Thursday as the rocket intended to carry a cellular satellite into orbit around the earth bounced off the firmament described in the opening chapters of Genesis, sources confirmed. The…

CUPERTINO, CA—At a company event Wednesday, Apple touted a special feature of the new Series 4 Apple Watch: its heart monitor is now so advanced it can detect if people aren’t properly thrilled by the announcement of new Apple products.…

U.S.—A newly released Christian navigation app, drawing on Google’s location services, is now available for both Android and iOS. The app will only give you directions to your church and Chick-fil-A locations in your area. The goal of the…