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GOSHEN, IN — According to sources, a local family's home printer has lasted for 13 printing jobs before failing catastrophically and breaking down, breaking the previous world record of 11. "When we purchased this HP Inkjet printer from…

ANAHEIM, CA — Local man Tom Reynolds decided to forego shelling out thousands of dollars for the Apple Vision Pro and instead simply affix a sign to his forehead declaring, "I am a complete tool"."I went back and forth," explained Reynolds…

Tech billionaire Elon Musk recently announced the first human has received the revolutionary Neuralink brain implant. While many are clamoring to be next in line to get a brain chip fired into their brains, we at the Babylon Bee ask that…

Republican Sen. Josh Hawley forced Meta CEO and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg to publicly apologize to the families of children victimized by his company’s addictive algorithms and practices. During opening remarks to the Senate…

SEATTLE, WA — Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest…

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AUSTIN, TX — In addition to all of the exciting features already announced for the Cybrertruck, Tesla has now unveiled a new deployable front scoop to easily remove climate protesters blocking the road."It's an ingenious device," said Tesla…

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Young Americans are sympathizing with terrorists — not only the Hamas terrorists who attacked Israeli civilians on Oct. 7, but now also the al-Qaeda terrorists who attacked our own soil in 2001. In a sick trend, a handful of users on the…

President Biden signed an executive order last Monday purportedly attempting to strike a balance between innovation and regulation of artificial intelligence (AI). In actuality, the order further enables the left’s mad dash toward…