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BALTIMORE—Harnessing the power of AI to tailor suggestions to users’ one-of-a-kind tastes, the Amazon Prime Video streaming algorithm recommended local man Doug Guzik, 41, a bunch of man movies, sources confirmed Monday. “Oh nice, they have…

WASHINGTON—Noting that the late astronaut was actually quite disoriented after spending four days confined to the cramped Apollo 11 command module, a new report from NASA confirmed Tuesday that Neil Armstrong mistakenly believed he had…

CUPERTINO, CA—Touting the product as the smallest virtual reality headset in the world, Apple held a keynote presentation at its headquarters Wednesday to unveil a brand-new product, the Apple Vision Pro Mini. “When it comes to spatial…

CUPERTINO, CA—Stunning fans and investors who had long assumed the company’s electric car project was dead, CEO Tim Cook took the stage at an Apple keynote event Friday to announce the Apple Vision Pro has been an autonomous vehicle all…

WASHINGTON—Touting the Intuitive Machines moon mission as a success despite some difficulty landing, NASA released a video Wednesday that showed the Odysseus spacecraft crashing through the ceiling of a female alien locker room. “Get out of…

Start SlideshowDebate among scientists has risen in recent years about whether we live in a simulation, but what does that even mean, and what would be the consequences if we did? The Onion answers common questions about whether we live in…

CHICAGO—In what many described as the ghostly remnants of an internet that died long ago, a tattered banner ad was reportedly all that remained Thursday hanging over long-abandoned website MovieFacts.com. “It’s just so sad, in its heyday,…

WASHINGTON—Expressing astonishment that such an act of techno-terrorism didn’t come to fruition years ago, Americans across the country told reporters Tuesday they were surprised the U.S. power grid hadn’t already been shut down by a hacker…

Citing issues like limited usability and headaches, many Apple Vision Pro owners have begun returning their devices, which retail for $3,500. What do you think?“Another public relations setback for stupid useless bullshit.”Alex Calvo •…

In an escalation of an ongoing feud between the two rappers, Nicki Minaj released a diss track, “Bigfoot,” about Megan Thee Stallion over the weekend, reportedly in response to a line in Megan Thee Stallion’s song “HISS” which fans…