Pumpkin Carving Tips
Start SlideshowCarving jack-o’-lanterns from pumpkins is one of the most fun and rewarding Halloween activities. The Onion offers tips for pumpkin carving that will make your jack-o’-lantern the envy of the…
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Minnesota Man’s 2,749-Pound Pumpkin Sets World Record
A Minnesota horticulture teacher set a world record for the heaviest pumpkin after growing a giant jack-o’-lantern gourd weighing 2,749 pounds. What do you think?“This hyper-competitiveness is why I left the Minnesota pumpkin scene.”Quinn…
Mom Proud Of Dad For Trying Sweet Potato
SEYMOUR, IN—Expressing astonishment over her husband’s about-face regarding the root vegetable, local mother Connie Keeley reportedly told her children Monday that she was proud of their father, Paul, 56, for trying a sweet potato. “You…
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