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When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for The Babylon Bee editorial board to opine on the mental capacities of sitting presidents, the nation is probably in some sort of trouble.Compelled, however, by the recent explosion…

The fascist police state is coming to arrest you for supporting Palestine and for no other reason than that. What will you do, comrade? Here are 10 ways to beat the fascist police trying to crash your right to protest.Chant "Intifada…

NOT SATIRE: Between the solar eclipse, wars in the Middle East, and Biden actually running for president again, One thing is clear: the end is nigh!That's why The Babylon Bee wrote its new book The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse! The…

It is high time we pulled the wool from your eyes and revealed the truth: Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman, former liberal darling turned based Middle-America hero has been doing a bit for us all along.Ha! Got you!Liberal America was…

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Even though it reads like a headline from The Babylon Bee, it's unfortunately very real. Last week, big companies like Disney and Apple began pulling their advertisements from X (formerly Twitter) to distance themselves from Elon Musk, even…

After years of suffering under unfair labor practices, the Bee writers are going on strike. Support us by reading this article and then by joining us on the picket line. We will not get back to work until every single one of these demands…

In ancient times, there were only 2 genders. Then science was invented, and we discovered thousands more!Are you confused about gender theory? Well, today is the day you've been waiting for, because The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender is out…

TRANS. WOMEN. ARE. WOMEN.Since trans women are completely the same as regular women in every way, it can be difficult to spot them in a crowd! Can you do it?We compiled 9 photos of some of the most beautiful trans women in the world to see…