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Even though it reads like a headline from The Babylon Bee, it's unfortunately very real. Last week, big companies like Disney and Apple began pulling their advertisements from X (formerly Twitter) to distance themselves from Elon Musk, even…

After years of suffering under unfair labor practices, the Bee writers are going on strike. Support us by reading this article and then by joining us on the picket line. We will not get back to work until every single one of these demands…

In ancient times, there were only 2 genders. Then science was invented, and we discovered thousands more!Are you confused about gender theory? Well, today is the day you've been waiting for, because The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender is out…

TRANS. WOMEN. ARE. WOMEN.Since trans women are completely the same as regular women in every way, it can be difficult to spot them in a crowd! Can you do it?We compiled 9 photos of some of the most beautiful trans women in the world to see…

Hey Beeple! Editor-in-Chief guy Kyle here. We've got a new book in our bestselling series coming out - The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, and we need YOUR help launching it!That's right - you can join the LAUNCH TEAM for The Babylon Bee Guide…

Gateways to the far-right are everywhere, constantly seducing young minds to become fascists! Reliable media sources have confirmed that Nazis are now using fitness to recruit foot soldiers for their white nationalist army. As a warrior of…

We were devastated last week to hear the Supreme Court overturned affirmative action, which has been used to help unfunny women obtain comedy writing positions for many years. Since we are always careful to comply with the law, we at The…

It's almost time to celebrate America's birthday, which means millions of citizens will be putting on obnoxiously patriotic displays to totally irritate their liberal neighbors. With the hotdogs, flags (the non-gay ones), and fireworks soon…

It happened again! The Babylon Bee team got to sit down with Twitter's new boss to discuss Twitter, free speech, and Elon's relationship with Jesus (maybe).The entire interview will drop on YouTube and the site in a few days, but is…

Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.Thus, we are proud to introduce to you The Babylon Bee AOC Article Generator. Using state-of-the-art…