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Gateways to the far-right are everywhere, constantly seducing young minds to become fascists! Reliable media sources have confirmed that Nazis are now using fitness to recruit foot soldiers for their white nationalist army. As a warrior of…

We were devastated last week to hear the Supreme Court overturned affirmative action, which has been used to help unfunny women obtain comedy writing positions for many years. Since we are always careful to comply with the law, we at The…

It's almost time to celebrate America's birthday, which means millions of citizens will be putting on obnoxiously patriotic displays to totally irritate their liberal neighbors. With the hotdogs, flags (the non-gay ones), and fireworks soon…

It happened again! The Babylon Bee team got to sit down with Twitter's new boss to discuss Twitter, free speech, and Elon's relationship with Jesus (maybe).The entire interview will drop on YouTube and the site in a few days, but is…

Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.Thus, we are proud to introduce to you The Babylon Bee AOC Article Generator. Using state-of-the-art…

The Human Rights Campaign, an LGBT advocacy organization, has targeted conservative commentator Matt Walsh of The Daily Wire; the person who runs the Libs of TikTok Twitter account; and Seth Dillon, CEO of the satire site The Babylon Bee,…

At last, the time has come to unveil our latest literary masterpiece, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy.We hear a lot about democracy these days, how it's in peril, how the evil ULTRA-MAGA Trump supporters want to destroy it, and how it…

Behold: the latest book in the illustrious Babylon Bee Guide series, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy! This bad boy comes out September 6, but you can preorder it now on Amazon or right here in The Babylon Bee Store! What?! You can give…

The moment has finally arrived. Many people have claimed to finally be able to bring down the Clintons with evidence of their ALLEGED wrongdoings. But the powerful family has always seemed to evade arrest and conviction for their ALLEGED…

It's that time of year again—when the infallible prophets at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2022 be better than this year? You decide! Here is a definitive list of things that will…