The Babylon Bee

It's been a brutal winter, and many of us are freezing. Unfortunately, most common sources of heat burn fossil fuels that make the earth cry. If your local wind farm is frozen and you're looking for environmentally safe and politically…

The internet is a dangerous place full of fake news, inaccurate jokes, and problematic memes. How can you keep you and your loved ones safe from the spread of disinformation that may cause people to question the narratives written by…

You may think America is a deeply divided nation, but you're wrong! Americans actually have a ton in common, and we're gonna prove it to you. Let's take a moment together to reflect on what unites us as people. Let the healing and unity…

Entire Staff Of The Babylon Bee Commits Seppuku Over Loss Of Glorious Leader Trump U.S.—The Babylon Bee, a far-right Christian “satire” site, which makes fake news articles designed to trick Boomers, has long operated under one goal:…

U.S.—The economy was saved today as the new Babylon Bee best-of book, The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee Volume 1, was released on the satirical website's online store. As millions of people rushed to buy the book, stocks soared. The…

Finally: Facebook Will Now Require Its Content Moderators To Watch 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook had egg on its face this week when it moderated a post by satirical site The Babylon Bee, a Christian site run by…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Thousands around the world are forsaking their sins and receiving Christ this week after Trump shared an article from The Babylon Bee.The Babylon Bee is widely known as the most Christian website ever created. In fact,…

MENLO PARK, CA—In an attempt to stop the spread of real news on the platform, Facebook has banned The Babylon Bee. While many social media networks are struggling with slowing the spread of fake news, Facebook is suffering from the opposite…

Get Free Access To Our Brand New Site: Not the Bee After creating The Babylon Bee in six literal days, Adam Ford rested. But he rests no longer. Introducing Not the Bee — a brand new humor-based news site run by Adam himself. It's loaded…

Did you miss the debate? Smart! Conveniently, BNN has put together this reenactment of the debate so that you won't ever have to watch it, with a special appearance by Potato! [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK_hlX8ke3s]Be sure to…