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WASHINGTON, D.C.—After addressing the crowd gathered at an event honoring the National Day of Prayer Thursday, Donald Trump took a moment to offer a hearty endorsement of the new book by The Babylon Bee, How To Be A Perfect Christian: Your…

Today, the fullness of time has come: our new book, How To Be A Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide To Flawless Spiritual Living, is finally available for purchase. This book will literally change your life, guaranteed.* This book…

Since the prophet Elijah invented satire, there have only been five satirical books ranked the most hilarious, the most pure. This one leaves them all behind. How To Be A Perfect Christian releases tomorrow, a historical event that has…

Our new book hits the shelves on TUESDAY. For the love of modern worship ballads and megachurch cafés, you need to preorder this thing right now. How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living is 200…

April 24, 2018 The book to end all books, How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living by The Babylon Bee, is out in ONE WEEK. That means ONE WEEK until your life is changed forever. You can …

MAINSTREAM MEDIA BIAS ALERT! We at The Babylon Bee contacted ABC and asked if they would air an hour-long interview with us to promote our new book How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living and …

The Babylon Bee‘s informative first book, How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living, releases two weeks from today. It’s 200 pages of brand new material which lays out a definitive guide to…

March 19, 2018 Showcase your exquisite taste in satire and support The Babylon Bee‘s mission of disseminating truth wrapped in humor by getting yourself one of our new shirts or mugs. And as you can see, Facebook and Snopes can rest…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In the wake of his much-anticipated “Fake News Awards,” President Donald Trump confirmed Friday that while most news sources are “totally fake,” there is one that he trusts more than all other—The Babylon Bee. His remarks…