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Dear Babylon Bee,I have an ethical dilemma for you. My name is Genevieve and I am married to Andrew, a man who I once thought was the greatest man alive but am now no longer so sure about that.The trouble all started last Thursday evening…

FBI agents love to use social media to stalk, harass, and spy on private citizens. Are they spying on you? Don't be a victim! Here are 7 ways to spot an FBI Agent Twitter profile:The profile pic is of a suspiciously hot girl and she just…

Racism is everywhere, behind every corner, under every rock, always waiting to infect your mind like an extraterrestrial parasite when you least expect it. That's why it's our top priority at The Babylon Bee to help you not be racist…

Supply chain shortages are here, and it's affecting everyone across the country. From toilet paper and meat to your favorite flavor shot at Starbucks, all the essentials are being threatened. Here are the top items affected by the…

Don't listen to fake news from The New York Times, CNN, or your doctor. Get all your medical information from us at The Babylon Bee. Anyway, it's totally time to freak out. Here's everything you need to know about Omicron: It was…

It's important to count the cost before you decide to follow Jesus. Luckily, we read the Bible, asked a few pastor guys, and checked Twitter, and we came up with these compelling pros and important cons to consider before you make the leap.…

Brought to you by Bitcoin! Crypto! Doge to the moon! What the heck does all this stuff mean anyway? Some of us are libertarians, so we have to pretend to know all about cryptocurrency. But we decided it was finally time to actually research…

Back in the good old days, CRT just stood for "cathode ray tube," as in, "Ugh, I've gotta pack up my giant CRT monitor and lug it over to Bert's LAN party." But no more! Now, it stands for "Critical Race Theory" apparently. Everyone's…

Antifa: a violent group of domestic terrorists, or brave anti-fascists, punching Nazis right in their stupid faces? There are a lot of opinions and fake news floating around out there about this controversial group of activists. It's a good…

The $2 trillion infrastructure proposal is a big one. It will probably be in the top ten most expensive spending bills to go through this year. So, we did our due diligence and read through all 17,000 pages of the proposal so we can inform…