the doctor

PARKVILLE, MO—The patient having passed his annual checkup with flying colors, a visit to the doctor Wednesday confirmed that everything in local man Frank Jarvis’ body was falling apart exactly on schedule. “For a person of your age,…

PORTLAND, OR—Noting that the bereaved man kept mentioning that the process looked “pretty peaceful” to him, sources confirmed Monday that 56-year-old Greg Miller was clearly fishing for a doctor to tell him that his mother’s death was…