Theology

The classical schooling movement has become a source of retrieval, revival even, of so many sources of knowledge and human flourishing abandoned by modernity. The classical Christian school can also renew the rich Christian heritage and…

The thing about The Return of the King is that the king, well, returns. Despite his professed love for J.R.R. Tolkien’s work, David French seems to have missed this aspect of Tolkien’s conclusion to The Lord of the Rings. Writing for…

STEUBENVILLE, OH — Roman Catholics and Protestants across America released a joint statement that reveals how much they look forward to defeating the Left so that they can get back to more entertaining engagements like fighting each other…

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a scene that witnesses describe as chaotic, a man visiting a Bible study began to rant about the Jews killing Christ, seemingly unaware that it was actually his own sins that helped kill Jesus.The Bible study was slated…

SEBASTIA — A notable piece of Christian history was unearthed this week, as archeologists discovered the fake 100 dollar bill gospel tract that was used by Philip the evangelist during the years of the early church.The find, which scholars…

CAMBRIDGE — Following years of painstaking study about the nature of the afterlife for those who do not go to Heaven, theologians have confirmed that Hell is a nightclub where you keep yelling that you want to go home but your friends can't…

With the ground under America literally shaking today, many began wondering - might God be a tad bit angry at us? We at the Bee assembled the best theological minds to help us discern the truth!Check out these signs God might be just…

HEAVEN — The standard revelry that normally accompanies new arrivals in the hereafter was brought to a temporary halt, as a man came to Heaven and immediately asked God to replay arguments he had with his wife so he could prove he was…

UPLAND, CA — A local bald man disclosed that he was not able to take any comfort in the biblical passage which says God knows the number of hairs on his head.Though many Christians throughout church history have rested on the fact that the…

BOSTON, MA — A tense standoff threatened to extend much longer than just the remainder of the afternoon, as an atheist was determined to sit and wait for his IKEA coffee table to assemble itself.The man, a highly educated intellectual who…