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Satan Releases Statement Declaring Victory Over Jesus

HELL—After one of the biggest, most significant victories of his career, Satan the Prince of Darkness released a statement today touting his accomplishment of defeating the Son of God on the cross on Friday afternoon. The statement was…

9 Most BRUTAL Punishments In Hell

Oops! Looks like you've been condemned. You really shouldn't have read those Harry Potter books. We warned you those were bad news. Hell is full of terribly unspeakable punishments, but here are the most brutal:1) You get a cell phone…

God Shows Off Another Perfect Wordle Score

HEAVEN—The Almighty posted His Wordle score in the heavens once again this morning, racking up his 230th perfect guess in a row. God guessed the word in just one attempt again, a feat mathematicians are calling "a statistical impossibility…

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