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FBI Determines Abraham Lincoln Killed Himself

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite 160 years of overwhelming evidence that pointed to foul play in the first assassination of an American president, the leaders of the Federal Bureau of Investigation revealed that they had now determined that…

Far-Right Christian Extremists Pray For Joe Biden

DOVER, DE — In a horrifying display of what could be growing Christian Nationalism, a group of far-right Christian extremists gathered earlier today to pray for former President Joseph Biden. According to eyewitnesses, the dangerous…

Trump Sends In Nicolas Cage To Reoccupy Alcatraz

SAN FRANCISCO — Nicolas Cage has successfully infiltrated Alcatraz after being tapped by President Trump to reoccupy the famous island prison.Present Trump announced plans to rebuild and reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison Sunday after…

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