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STERLING, VA — Critics of the Trump administration have raised security concerns due to Trump holding a high-level strategy meeting at Cracker Barrel.Witnesses dining at the popular southern-themed eatery reported being surprised to find…

Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to stop his agenda.The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of some of the new rulings…

CHICAGO, IL — According to sources, a leftist reportedly smashed a Tesla after seeing a terrifying image of a fascist in the car's window.The incident occurred late yesterday afternoon in the parking lot of a local Target store, where the…

U.S. — According to sources, the final unredacted release of the CIA's JFK Files contains no incriminating information, definitively proving that the CIA destroyed all their incriminating JFK Files."It's the only thing that makes sense,"…

WASHINGTON D.C. – Following last month’s decision to end security protection for several members of his previous administration, President Donald Trump has surprised supporters and detractors alike after removing security for Eric.…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Seal Team Six conducted a daring overnight raid and has neutralized the infamous Kool-Aid Man.The Kool-Aid Man did not go down easily, given his remarkable ability to…

SPRINGFIELD, VA — According to sources, recently laid-off IRS Agent Dirk Peasley has landed on his feet with a brand-new gig as one of those Costco guys who stand at the door and check people's receipts before they're allowed to…

WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a contentious meeting where US President Donald Trump failed to convince Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to sign a deal giving America access to Ukraine minerals, Trump received an from Russian President…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A boisterous and jubilant throng gathered on the front lawn of the presidential residence today to celebrate the release of declassified files, as the White House cheerleading squad loaded copies of the Epstein Files…

Atlanta, GA – Reports first made on social media have corroborated that the devil went down to Georgia looking for some souls to steal late Friday night where he was quickly taken into custody by ICE officials. Several eyewitnesses stated…