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President Trump completed his annual physical at Walter Reed yesterday, earning a clean bill of health -- but with a few surprises along the way. Here are the seven most shocking findings from Trump's exam:Blood type came back…

TUSTIN, CA — Louis Silverton, a longtime supporter of President Trump, says he can't wait for America to finally be great again so he can stop wearing this itchy trucker hat."I hate trucker hats, and it itches like crazy," Silverton said.…

U.S. — According to sources, leftist protesters around the nation remain totally unaffected by President Donald Trump's deregulation of shower heads. While Trump announced the reversal of a Biden administration rule limiting the flow of…

NATCHEZ, MS — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was seen smoking a corncob pipe and playing a ditty on her banjo as she drifted down the mighty Mississippi River on her way to purchase a fresh shipment of Mexican slaves.According to sources,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the gloomy outlook reported in the media by countless economists and market experts, President Donald Trump put a positive spin on the current financial climate by announcing a huge blowout sale on all stocks.The…

NEW YORK – Jewish students who chained themselves to the gates of Columbia University have been arrested by ICE and deported for being anti-Semitic terrorists. As the protesting students were thrown into unmarked vans, blindfolded, then…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six feet tall, stopped by for the signing of executive orders regarding concert tickets.As Trump surveyed the man standing…

SEATTLE, WA — In a beautiful, heartwarming call for universal peace, liberals took several stolen, burning Teslas and arranged them to spell out "Coexist."The fires burned for hours, sending massive plumes of smoke into the air, a signal…

TORONTO – Following reports of Trump Cabinet members including journalists on private Signal threads, Trump officials have reportedly texted similar plans for an invasion of Canada to anchor of CBC’s The National, Ian Hanomansing. Echoing a…

STERLING, VA — Critics of the Trump administration have raised security concerns due to Trump holding a high-level strategy meeting at Cracker Barrel.Witnesses dining at the popular southern-themed eatery reported being surprised to find…