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REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden briefly got up from his beach chair this morning to build a little sandcastle in honor of the American hostage brutally executed by Hamas after almost a year in captivity."I did everything I could while…

Just because people can vote doesn't mean they should vote, and frankly there are a lot of clowns out there who don't belong within a hundred yards of a ballot box. Here are the 9 things that ought to immediately disqualify a person from…

SPACE — As the saga of the two astronauts stuck aboard the International Space Station continued, a new study showed that 9 out of 10 astronauts surveyed said they would rather be stranded in space than board a craft built by…

U.S. — In honor of Vice President Kamala Harris' marching in the Civil Rights movement while still a baby, the United States Postal Service has issued a commemorative "Fweedom" stamp."Let fweedom wing!" proclaims the inspiring stamp,…

CHICAGO, IL — In a tragic turn of events, the DNC Planned Parenthood abortion bus broke down, resulting in the lives of four babies."This is a tragic day," Planned Parenthood Spokesperson Camille Cooley told the press. "Those babies had a…

OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has reportedly left his fifth as of yet unanswered voicemail offering to “throw his weight” behind the presidential campaign of US Democratic candidate Kamala Harris. “Hey, Kamala, this is Justin,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Beloved presidential candidate Kamala Harris recently unveiled a touching new plan to hang a sign reading "Joy" over every bread line in America if she is elected president.According to her speech, the sign would help…

WASHINTON, D.C. — Meet Brynleigh! It's this plucky Whitehouse intern's turn to run the country. Join us as we take a look at her busy, exciting day!8:30 a.m. Brynleigh wakes up to a tall mocha frappachino and briefing with the Joint Chiefs…

SACRAMENTO, CA — Taking yet another step toward progress in voting rights, legislators in the state of California passed a law requiring that people fail a U.S. civics exam in order to be eligible to vote in elections.The new bill was…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a new twist in the ongoing investigation into the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, the United States Secret Service announced that the shot that took out the assassin had been reclassified as…