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SACRAMENTO, CA — Los Angeles Karen Bass reflexively skipped town for a Caribbean vacation after seeing that her town was once again on fire.Bass stated her leaving was completely involuntary, reporting that she simply saw her city burning…

U.S. — A devastated nation has been left wondering if maybe it was really the one at fault for its mom and dad separating.Still grieving from the shock of the split, America could not help thinking that maybe none of this would have…

NASHVILLE, TN — Authorities stated that Kilmar Abrego Garcia arrived without incident in Tennessee today, only to quickly to discover that he had trafficked seven kids from El Salvador on the flight back to the U.S.Already facing several…

WASHINGTON D.C. – US President Donald Trump has spent the day publicly feuding with former billionaire ally Elon Musk, as the two each insisted that they were shown less affection and attention from his cold, distant father. Following…

ARLINGTON, VA — Firefighters were called to the scene after several eyewitnesses claimed to have seen President Trump setting fire to a local Tesla dealership this morning.The event seems to coincide with a bitter public falling out…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump signed an executive order this morning to skip Pride Month, thereby officially making today July first.All federal calendars will be moved ahead by one month immediately, forcing companies and activists…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another outrageous display of unprecedented judicial activism, a federal judge ruled earlier today that President Donald Trump must use the bad controller.According to sources close to the situation, Judge Kathryn…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a beautiful and heart-rending moment, Elon Musk extended a glowing finger to touch President Trump's forehead before stepping into a rocket and returning to outer space with his people."I'll be riiiight heeere," said…

WASHINGTON D.C. – US President Donald Trump has offered Canada the “fabulous opportunity” to either pay $61 billion to join his military’s proposed Golden Dome defense shield, or to pay just $30.5 billion as a bribe to Trump directly.…

U.S. — As families across the country prepared to enjoy a day of food, fun, and frivolity, America's military veterans braced themselves for the annual onslaught of "Happy Memorial Day" greetings.Though traditional backyard barbecues and…