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GILBERT, AZ—Noting that just spending a few minutes a day on a toilet had drastically improved her mental and physical health, local woman Jessica Emerson admitted to reporters Monday that she considered her bathroom break self-care. “I…

ATLANTA—In a partnership with the Ad Council to educate the nation about the strange fleshy organs beneath their pants, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention addressed the plummeting birth rate by launching a new campaign Wednesday…

DES MOINES, IA— Hoping to initiate a casual chat with an average citizen during his campaign stop at the Iowa State Fair, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) reportedly said, “Ah,pissing, I love to piss,” this week when attempting to strike up a…

PALM BEACH, FL—Already facing two federal indictments and several major investigations relating to the 2020 election, Jan. 6insurrection, and his finances, former President Trump’s legal woes reportedly continued to mount Thursday after…