Vol 60: Issue 34

Since Global Tetrahedron bought this publication several months ago, there has been significant chatter about who our company is and what it represents. Much has been made of my past as a tech entrepreneur, venture capitalist, human…

Two California doctors, Matthew Perry’s live-in personal assistant, and a reputed drug dealer known as the “ketamine queen” have been charged in connection with the accidental overdose death of the Friends star last year. What do you think?…

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Expressing frustration that they didn’t understand the challenges associated with his job, philosopher Henry Taylor told reporters Tuesday that his friends were constantly pitching him ideas for dilemmas. “I swear, every time…

CHICAGO—Grabbing the worker’s sleeve and stopping him in his tracks, an increasingly concerned Tim Walz reportedly asked a Democratic National Convention volunteer Tuesday where the giant corn dog stand was. “Excuse me, sir—I seem to have…

DALLAS—Shooting awkward looks at each other as he spoke about his upcoming months of radiation treatment, puzzled coworkers of local man Benjamin Sharp admitted Tuesday they had no idea why he was telling…

The Biden administration announced the results of landmark price negotiations between Medicare and pharmaceutical companies over the prices of 10 costly or common medications taken by millions of older Americans, with officials saying that…