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Vol 60: Issue 39

Unclear What The Fuck Poet On About

BRATTLEBORO, VT—Expressing frustration with the writer’s ambiguous imagery and nonlinear writing style, sources confirmed Monday that it was unclear what the fuck the poet they were reading was on about. “He keeps describing the ‘bright…

Wedding Cake Gets More Compliments Than Bride

SIOUX FALLS, SD—Said to be “glowing” as it garnered heaps of praise from stunned guests and event staff alike, the cake served following the wedding ceremony of a local couple Josh Tibbs and Cindy Blevins received more compliments than the…

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