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Vol 60: Issue 45

Morbidly Obese Trump Boys Regret Eating So Many Ballots

PALM BEACH, FL—Clutching their stomachs and wincing with pain after gorging themselves on tens of thousands of votes, the morbidly obese Trump boys told reporters Monday that they now regretted eating so many ballots. “Oh, my tummy hurts…

Stars And Strips

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Nation Braces For Potential Post-Election Violence

American voters are approaching the 2024 presidential election with deep unease about what could follow, including the potential for political violence, attempts to overturn the election results, and its broader implications for democracy.…

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