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Vol 60: Issue 46

Notre-Dame To Reopen

Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris will reopen to the public five years after a devastating fire, with the bells ringing out for the first time since 2019. What do you think? “It was more eye-catching when it was on fire.” Scott Polomo,…

Who Is Trump’s Chief Of Staff Susie Wiles?

President-elect Donald Trump has announced that campaign co-chair Susie Wiles will serve as his White House chief of staff. The Onion takes a look at the political strategist’s background and credentials. Favorite Meeting Time: 10:45…

Disney Wedding Kid-Free

ANAHEIM, CA—Saying the couple wanted to minimize disruptions while they celebrated their love of American animation and each other, area bride Rachel DaSilva told reporters Friday that her Disney wedding would be kid-free. “Josh and I are…

John Krasinski Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

The Office star John Krasinski received the title of People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2024, taking the mantle from last year’s honoree Patrick Dempsey. What do you think? “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. He still needs to…

Orgasm Pretty Good

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