Vol 61: Issue 10

The Trump administration briefly listed over 440 federal buildings for sale online before suddenly removing the document, which included major properties like the FBI and Justice Department headquarters. What do you think? “Are the…

“Cheetozard,” a 3-inch Flamin’ Hot Cheeto shaped like the popular Pokémon character Charizard, has sold at auction for $87,840. What do you think? “Nothing beats the taste of a real Pokémon.” Thomas Downing, Unemployed…

Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’ - The Onion News In Photos Share Published: March 7, 2025 More News in Photos Explore Tags…

Only Murders In The Building, Hulu: Yes, season four technically came out in August, but we’ve been busy, okay? Nova: Decoding The Universe, PBS: Tell everyone you’re watching this one so they know just what a smarty pants you are. Tomb…

Q: Why is the Trump administration targeting the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration? A: To encourage forecast-obsessed Americans to live in the moment. Q: Why do we need NOAA? A: We’re about to find out. Q: Why do Republicans…

SAN FRANCISCO—Warning that every flaccid member across the globe now represented a ticking time bomb in his hands, cackling Hims CEO Joseph Ludlum released a statement Friday in which he threatened to pull a switch that would activate all…

Despite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives male seahorses very little say over what happens to their own bodies. Instead, we are treated as passive baby-making machines.…

Colombian police apprehended a man attempting to smuggle 220 grams of cocaine in small bags hidden under his toupee, which authorities are now describing as a “narco wig.” What do you think? “Yet again, bald men become scapegoats…

Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ - The Onion News In Photos Share Published: March 6, 2025 More News in Photos Explore Tags Read More…

MINNEAPOLIS—In a touching moment that left the terminally ill child excitedly rambling and beaming from ear to ear, witnesses confirmed Friday that Charli XCX had done a line of coke with 11-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient Luna Waites. …