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Vol 61: Issue 12

JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse

WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Finding himself stopped upon entering a building at the Trump International Golf Club, Vice President JD Vance was reportedly reminded by a staff member Tuesday that caddies are not allowed in the clubhouse. “Sir, sir,…

Overdue Library Book Returned After 99 Years

An 81-year-old woman returned an overdue book to a New Jersey library after discovering it among her grandfather’s old things, finding that the book, Home-Made Toys For Girls And Boys, was borrowed in March 1926. What do you think?…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lady Gaga

This month Lady Gaga released Mayhem, her seventh studio album. The Onion sat down with the artist and actor to discuss songwriting, self-care, and what’s next. 
The Onion: What was the creative impetus for this record? Gaga: I have always…

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