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Wow! What a week! That sure was seven days of stuff happening. So to catch you up, here's all you need to know from the week from the news you can trust. We’ll make a lot of stuff up, but we’ll never lie to you. Omicron Omicron is spreading…

Wow! What a week, huh? It’s time for a Weekly News Roundup! Remember: This is The Babylon Bee, so you can trust us. We’ll make a lot of stuff up, but we’ll never lie to you. Top StoriesThe Rittenhouse verdict Many believe the jury…

Snopes Publishes Fact-Check On Whether Snopes Plagiarized But Oh No! The Whole Article Seems To Have Been Stolen From PolitiFact U.S.—Snopes has finally fact-checked the accusation that Snopes co-founder David Mikkelson plagiarized…

Guy Cleaning Out His Car Pretty Sure This May Be The Start Of A Brand New Life For Him CINCINNATI, OH—Local car-owner Dave Phillips finally spent an entire afternoon cleaning out his car, which is definitely the beginning of him finally…

SANTA MONICA, CA—Inspired by the #MeToo movement, Summit Entertainment has announced an updated version of the Twilight film franchise, in which Bella will simply report Edward to the authorities the moment the old, creepy vampire begins…

WACO, TX—After accidentally catching the beginning of a World Cup game on television Friday morning, local man Bud Hampton was reportedly disgusted to see that the non-American international teams participating in the tournament didn’t…