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LONDON — Trade representatives in the United Kingdom were surprised to learn that the offer made by the United States to trade President Joe Biden for Queen Elizabeth II still stands, even after the Queen passed away yesterday at the age of…

LONDON – Britain’s Royal Family has officially confirmed that Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth the II is dead at age 96, with her cause of death “almost certainly” being Suits supporting actress Meghan Markle. While the announcement is…

THORNHILL, ON – In late breaking news your mother has reportedly sent multiple disappointed messages this afternoon after you posted a joke about Queen Elizabeth in the family group chat. Your offhand comment, sent earlier when the…

MOSCOW — This week the Kremlin announced a sanction on over 25 persons, including Sean Penn and Ben Stiller. U.S. intelligence indicates that the impetus for banning Ben Stiller from the country was a special screening of Zoolander 2, which…