Worldviews

KNOXVILLE, TN — Local Libertarian Steve Kocot was unsure about how best to invest his money and was torn between investing in shiny rocks or some of those newfangled magic computer coins.Kocot's dilemma reportedly came about as soon as he…

It's that time of year again, when the rainbows are flying everywhere you look, and super gay things are happening in more places than just Dodgers games. But what can you do to show your support?The Babylon Bee has come up with the…

ANAHEIM, CA — The effects of cutbacks to public school funding for teaching children about the myriad types of gross deviants there are in the world began to be felt this week, as one five-year-old student was found not to know all the…

NASHVILLE, TN — A local community Easter egg hunt ground to a halt yesterday as conservative commentator Matt Walsh kept jumping out from nearby bushes to inform the children that it's biologically impossible for a bunny to lay eggs. "This…

Get a load of this idiot white-knight SIMP trying to save a princess from a dragon. What a beta male!This guy just showed up in a suit of armor and started hacking away at a dragon, risking his life and limb to protect a princess who…

TEMPE, AZ — Local white liberal Jennifer Armstrong is holding out hope that a black person will actually show up to her Kwanzaa party this year."I've been so good all year," said Armstrong. "All I want for Kwanzaa is a black to show up.…

SAN BERNADINO, CA — Laying in a misshapen heap amidst a pile of decorative rocks, a local inflatable snowman began questioning why he even exists at all.Inflating and deflating each day in a cultural milieu of post-Christian relativism, the…

RENO, NV — Local conspiracy theorist Joy Behar went on an unhinged rant this morning, professing to a friend that she did not believe in the existence of dragons.Though well-known for her bizarre beliefs, several friends expressed concern…

U.S. — In response to an alarming new trend of women vowing to abstain from sex because Donald Trump was re-elected president, conservative husbands across the country have chosen to fall on their swords and have twice as much sex to save…

U.S. — In the wake of Tuesday's presidential election, liberal women across the country vowed this week to seek revenge on Donald Trump and his supporters by committing themselves to sexual abstinence, attending church, getting married, and…