Worldviews

U.S. — In response to an alarming new trend of women vowing to abstain from sex because Donald Trump was re-elected president, conservative husbands across the country have chosen to fall on their swords and have twice as much sex to save…

U.S. — In the wake of Tuesday's presidential election, liberal women across the country vowed this week to seek revenge on Donald Trump and his supporters by committing themselves to sexual abstinence, attending church, getting married, and…

HOUSTON, TX — Democrats outside of the Kamala Harris rally began screaming in blind rage after spotting a child who somehow managed to make it out of the womb alive."Boo! Die! Die!" cried the Democrats, appalled by the sight of a little…

BRENTWOOD, CA — Local woman Tara Maeser told friends she couldn't believe some people consider a fetus to be a human while also asking everyone to look at her adorable cat, Dave, wearing his new argyle sweater."Look at widdle Davey! Isn't…

PITTSBURGH, OH — In a historic first, sources close to supposedly diehard libertarian Colyn Rhodes have just confirmed that the 34-year old critic of taxation and government infrastructure has indeed taken a shower.While initial reports of…

Europeans love to malign America, but did you know that Americans actually take most European critiques as compliments? Here are eight European criticisms that Americans will actually say "thank you" to!You guys have enough guns to blow up…

News made the rounds over the weekend that LGBTQ activists celebrated the removal of "No U-Turn" signs in Los Angeles, leaving many people wondering how long it would be before other homophobic street signs are taken down. "Which street…

ROME — Following the recent defacement of yet another pride mural on a public street, Italian authorities have released a photo of a suspect dressed in white and driving an oddly-shaped, bullet-proof car.According to the footage, the…

As we weather yet another Pride month, it can be helpful to remember what Pride means and the hardships experienced by members of the LGBTQ community in this country — even now.The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of sobering…

Pride Month has transformed over the years into so much more than rainbows and weirdos in parades. Unbeknownst to many, there are now special laws to ensure every American citizen respects this holiest of state-enforced holidays!Here are…