Worldviews

Democrats Clarify That Men Are Allowed To Have Opinion On Abortion As Long As They're For It WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference to protest the Texas abortion ban, Democrat leaders called on men across the country to stand up for…

'We're On The Right Side Of History', Says Party Whose Abortion Position Is Endorsed By North Korea, Harvey Weinstein, Church Of Satan U.S.—The party that believes they are on the right side of history on every question of politics and…

Feminists In Texas Frantically Research What People Do With Babies Other Than Killing Them AUSTIN, TX—After the Supreme Court declined to block the new Texas heartbeat law, feminists have been in a complete panic trying to figure out what…

PORTLAND, OR—Henry Trudeau is passionately pro-union. He changes his profile picture to support unions that are going on strike and browses Twitter to voice his support for teachers' unions, ironworkers' unions, and any other union that…

Democrats Start Reverse Underground Railroad To Help Unborn Babies Escape Texas And Be Killed TEXAS—Democrats have come together to stop the evil Texas lawmakers who don’t want babies to be murdered in the womb. Thinking quickly on their…

Texas Woman Wishes There Were Some Activity She Could Abstain From To Be Sure She Won't Get Pregnant DALLAS, TX—As new restrictions on abortion go into effect in Texas, more and more concerned residents are speaking out about their…

You'd think that it would be impossible for a black person to be a white supremacist, or at least very difficult. But you're not woke enough if you haven't yet realized that black people can be some of the most anti-black people around.…

LAS VEGAS, NV—In a huge victory for LGBTQ rights, Tetris has announced that it is introducing its first-ever transgender tetromino block. For the longest time, Tetris has been behind the times in this area—never once in its multi-decade…

With school boards and governors out there banning Critical Race Theory, defending its wholesome and totally not racist content can be a tough job! Luckily, we here at the Babylon Bee have made a handy how-to guide to help leftists stand up…

Feminists Declare Victory After Obliterating Women's Sports, Relabeling Mothers 'Birthing Persons', Getting Women Drafted WORLD—After a century of hard-fought battles for equal rights, the feminist movement has finally achieved its ultimate…