Worldviews

PORTLAND, OR—Henry Trudeau is passionately pro-union. He changes his profile picture to support unions that are going on strike and browses Twitter to voice his support for teachers' unions, ironworkers' unions, and any other union that…

Democrats Start Reverse Underground Railroad To Help Unborn Babies Escape Texas And Be Killed TEXAS—Democrats have come together to stop the evil Texas lawmakers who don’t want babies to be murdered in the womb. Thinking quickly on their…

Texas Woman Wishes There Were Some Activity She Could Abstain From To Be Sure She Won't Get Pregnant DALLAS, TX—As new restrictions on abortion go into effect in Texas, more and more concerned residents are speaking out about their…

You'd think that it would be impossible for a black person to be a white supremacist, or at least very difficult. But you're not woke enough if you haven't yet realized that black people can be some of the most anti-black people around.…

LAS VEGAS, NV—In a huge victory for LGBTQ rights, Tetris has announced that it is introducing its first-ever transgender tetromino block. For the longest time, Tetris has been behind the times in this area—never once in its multi-decade…

With school boards and governors out there banning Critical Race Theory, defending its wholesome and totally not racist content can be a tough job! Luckily, we here at the Babylon Bee have made a handy how-to guide to help leftists stand up…

Feminists Declare Victory After Obliterating Women's Sports, Relabeling Mothers 'Birthing Persons', Getting Women Drafted WORLD—After a century of hard-fought battles for equal rights, the feminist movement has finally achieved its ultimate…

BLM Changes Name To 'Black And Brown Lives Matter Unless They Are Being Oppressed By Communists' U.S.—After coming out against the Cuban protesters who are fighting for their liberties against the oppressive Communist government, BLM has…

ATLANTA, GA—According to sources, local blind woman Eyeleen Kahntsee has been reprimanded by her employer for repeatedly approaching minorities she works with and telling them to "check their privilege." "I am a very proud antiracist, but…

NEW YORK, NY—Children’s show Sesame Street introduced a new segment to help teach kids modern values and counting, where the character the Count counts all of the genders. It started out simply enough. The Count pointed to a boy and said,…