Worldviews

NEW YORK, NY—In honor of Father's Day, Planned Parenthood put out a press release reminding the organization's followers that they have been preventing people from becoming fathers for nearly 105 years. Planned Parenthood spokespersons say…

AUSTIN, TX—Critical Race Theory has been controversial, with some finding it to be racist itself. This has led to some states such as Texas and Florida banning teaching it to children. Some teachers, though, have found a way around the ban…

Pride Month Canceled After It's Revealed LGBTQ Community Culturally Appropriated Sign Of Noahic Covenant WORLD—For the first time ever, Pride Month has been prematurely canceled around the world after historians revealed that the rainbow is…

CEDAR HILLS, OR—While discussing the hot-button issue of abortion with a friend over coffee on Friday, local woman Cindy Carson claimed a fetus is just a clump of cells, despite herself being just a slightly older, larger, more organized…

DeSantis Decides To Allow Biological Men To Compete In Women's Sports As Long As They Wear High Heels TALLAHASSEE, FL—After receiving some pushback from trans activists on his bill to ban biologically male athletes from women's sports,…

Local Christian Parents Pay University $100,000 To Totally Destroy 18 Years Of Their Hard Work BOSTON, MA—According to sources, local parents Dale and Cherie Woodall are shelling out over $100,000 to send their son Dillan to college and…

Social Media Companies Remind Users They Can Be Banned For Saying Anything False Or Anything Too True U.S.—Social media companies have for some time been trying to control what people say on their platforms to make sure those platforms…

Texas Passes Law Allowing Students To Lasso Teachers Who Promote Critical Race Theory, Drive Them Out Of Town AUSTIN, TX—Governor Greg Abbot has signed into law a bill that deputizes students in Texas classrooms so they can use their…

BILLUND, DENMARK—As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and…

NASHVILLE, TN—In an explosive interview with local entertainment reporters, vocalist Kevin Max, formerly of the band DC Talk, has revealed he is no longer a 'Jesus Freak', but more of a 'Spiritual-But-Not-Religious Freak'. "Yeah man, I…