Worldviews

U.S.—There is a long-successful narrative about race in this country: Racism of the past has led to structural racism, which keeps minorities from being successful. It seems really, really true, but one group continually causes problems for…

Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new executive order handed down from President Joe Biden will allow service members to select camouflage that reflects their…

CHICAGO, IL—According to sources, local business analyst Abby Staughton has finally escaped the shackles of the patriarchy to find freedom and worth in an 80-hour work week, working for an overbearing boss. "This is true happiness,"…

Meghan Markle Inspires Millions Of Young Girls With Message That No Matter How Famous, Rich, And Powerful They Are, They Will Always Be Oppressed MONTECITO, CA—In an explosive interview with Oprah, former Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle…

Ebay Pulls 'Mein Kampf' Upon Discovery Hitler Doodled Chinese Man With Chopsticks In Margins U.S.—eBay today released a statement that they will be pulling Mein Kampf from their site after the shocking discovery that Hitler drew a…

Study Finds Book Burners Always Stop With Just A Few Fringe Books, So There's Nothing To Worry About U.S.—A new study has confirmed that people who burn books always stop with just a few obscure, third-tier books with a couple of…

In New Dr. Seuss Book, Cat In The Hat Gives Kids Puberty Blockers While Their Mother Isn’t Home NEW YORK, NY—Things have changed quite a bit in the world of Dr. Seuss, as six of his works have been pulled from publication, banned from sale…

U.S.—Leftist protesters began to riot, mostly peacefully, over the start of Women's History Month, since the hateful tradition implies there is such a thing as men and women. "Women's History Month is perpetuating the toxic idea that…

Can You Find All 17 Instances Of Racism On This Page From A Dr. Seuss Book? Racism is everywhere. But nowhere is racism more blatant than in the books of well-known racist Dr. Seuss. His pages were literally dripping with racism,…

CHINO, CA—Local man Brad Zwygart says he no longer can form opinions of his own, as he always waits to see what major corporate brands have to say on any given issue before he decides what he believes. Zwygart says he holds off on all…