Worldviews

Rookie Mistake: Man Becomes Transgender After Holding Wife’s Purse For More Than 10 Seconds AUSTIN, TX—Leon Miller is usually careful to never handle his wife’s purse, but the other day while walking through the mall his wife asked him…

Antifa Burns Down Chapel Featured In Jeep Commercial After Learning It's In The Center LEBANON, KS—The U.S. Center Chapel rests in the exact center of the 48 states was prominently featured in a Jeep Super Bowl ad calling for everyone to…

NEW YORK, NY—An abortion doctor working in the city of New York has been apprehended by local health authorities for breaking the law while killing a late-term infant. While the murder itself was legal, she was photographed by an undercover…

Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live U.S.—According to ultrasound technicians around the country, unborn babies are disguising themselves as death row inmates so that liberals will…

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PORTLAND, OR—Local progressive woman Willow Xanderson has marked herself safe from feeling any kind of gratitude, thankfulness, or recognition that all good things in her life come from objective sources of goodness outside herself, sources…

Staffers Crying Over Jordan Peterson Book Cured By Forcing Them To Read Jordan Peterson Book ONTARIO—After distraught staffers at Penguin Random House Canada complained about the publication of Jordan Peterson's new book Beyond Order:…

U.S.—Rioters across the nation are patiently waiting for all the votes to be counted, sources in Democrat-controlled cities confirmed Wednesday. Rioters stood around in gas masks wielding baseball bats, bricks, and unlit Molotov cocktails,…

U.S.—Election Day looms after countless time and money have been spent trying to get people to decide between Donald Trump and Joe Biden and Republicans and Democrats. Surprisingly, predictions are that this election ties for the…

U.S.—Antifa is celebrating its favorite holiday, Halloween, where they put on masks and go door to door brick-or-beating. Every year, they go out dressed up in silly costumes and wielding props like flags, bike locks, and milkshakes and…