Worldviews

Europeans love to malign America, but did you know that Americans actually take most European critiques as compliments? Here are eight European criticisms that Americans will actually say "thank you" to!You guys have enough guns to blow up…

News made the rounds over the weekend that LGBTQ activists celebrated the removal of "No U-Turn" signs in Los Angeles, leaving many people wondering how long it would be before other homophobic street signs are taken down. "Which street…

ROME — Following the recent defacement of yet another pride mural on a public street, Italian authorities have released a photo of a suspect dressed in white and driving an oddly-shaped, bullet-proof car.According to the footage, the…

As we weather yet another Pride month, it can be helpful to remember what Pride means and the hardships experienced by members of the LGBTQ community in this country — even now.The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of sobering…

Pride Month has transformed over the years into so much more than rainbows and weirdos in parades. Unbeknownst to many, there are now special laws to ensure every American citizen respects this holiest of state-enforced holidays!Here are…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a dramatic turn of events, pro-life activist Lauren Handy was released from prison today after explaining that she was simply blocking an abortion clinic to help "Free Palestine"."It was for Palestine?? Oh, well, in…

Much has been made about the Boy Scouts of America changing its name to "Scouting America" to promote greater inclusivity, but few people have heard about all the cool new merit badges scouts can now earn!The Babylon Bee has obtained the…

U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.Upon hearing of the UMC's beliefs on life and social issues, a group of…

It's the dawn of a new era in women's athletics, as they are now open to dudes! While the playing field may seem tilted unfairly, there are some foolproof tactics women can use to make things more even.The Babylon Bee is here to help female…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that experts predicted would alter the course of history in women's athletics, President Joe Biden announced that when it comes to college women's sports, "May the best man win."With the changes made to Title…