Worldviews

As we weather yet another Pride month, it can be helpful to remember what Pride means and the hardships experienced by members of the LGBTQ community in this country — even now.The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of sobering…

Pride Month has transformed over the years into so much more than rainbows and weirdos in parades. Unbeknownst to many, there are now special laws to ensure every American citizen respects this holiest of state-enforced holidays!Here are…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a dramatic turn of events, pro-life activist Lauren Handy was released from prison today after explaining that she was simply blocking an abortion clinic to help "Free Palestine"."It was for Palestine?? Oh, well, in…

Much has been made about the Boy Scouts of America changing its name to "Scouting America" to promote greater inclusivity, but few people have heard about all the cool new merit badges scouts can now earn!The Babylon Bee has obtained the…

U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.Upon hearing of the UMC's beliefs on life and social issues, a group of…

It's the dawn of a new era in women's athletics, as they are now open to dudes! While the playing field may seem tilted unfairly, there are some foolproof tactics women can use to make things more even.The Babylon Bee is here to help female…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that experts predicted would alter the course of history in women's athletics, President Joe Biden announced that when it comes to college women's sports, "May the best man win."With the changes made to Title…

U.S. — In an alert to elected officials across the nation, unborn babies issued a statement warning that there might be dire consequences for the electoral chances of Republican candidates they are allowed to live. "Be careful. If you save…

OXFORD — Atheists worldwide were surprised to hear that one of their movement's prominent leaders had undergone a potential worldview shift as several witnesses reported they had seen Richard Dawkins wearing a WWJD bracelet and Christian…

U.S. — As the United States Congress considers legislation that would ban the popular China-owned social media app, progressives expressed fear that, without TikTok, they wouldn't be able to convince kids to join their weird sex…